That's how long someone spends on your website before deciding whether you're a yes, a no, or a "let me think about it" (translation: no).
Bad photos? They bounce.
Confusing copy? They bounce.
A website that looks like it was last updated when "Despacito" was charting? They bounce.
What you need is a fancy agency on retainer $20K and six months of your life a brand that does the heavy lifting for you.
So when your dream client lands on your site, they don't think.
They just feel.
And what they feel is: I want what she's having.
I've spent a decade watching small business owners pour their whole soul into their work — and then slap a Canva logo, a stock photo, and a sentence that starts with "I'm passionate about" on the front of it.
It made me itchy.
So I built Brandexpresso to fix it. Fast.
Without the agency hostage situation. Without the five figure agency fees. Without you having to learn what a "brand archetype" is (you don't need to know).
Off-duty I'm a Mum, marketing nerd, and dog person, who runs on flat whites in the morning and Yorkshire tea in the afternoon. I can't watch horror films. I can watch your website and tell you, kindly, exactly what's wrong with it.
On-duty I'm the one making sure your website doesn't make me itch.